Peter Næss

Peter "Nasty" Næss

Peter grew up in the general vicinity of Tromsø as the bastard child of a low budget game show host and a priest who disowned him 8 months before birth, leaving for a mission in Papua New Guinea to convert the local Korowai, himself being converted to a stew in the process at the age of 43. Being left to his own devices for most of his upbringing, Peter never grew strong bonds with his mother. When the old bag later left for Florida never to be heard from again, Peter confided to close friends he was relieved, as the hag was batshit crazy and probably spared him a lengthy prison sentence for first degree murder.
Prone to criminal behaviour and alcoholism in his early teens, Peter dropped out of school at a young age in protest against the establishment and joined a marxist commune, only to be booted out a fortnight later for critizing modern marxism over the strong influence of Lenin rather than Trotsky in it's social and industrial evolution, as well as expressing his negative opinions of the local football club.
After living under a bridge for a couple of weeks, Peter gathered his napsack of belongings and rented a crappy room in the part of town fallen into the worst state of disrepair and got himself a job as a cleaner at a local club. Though not particularly good at or enthusiastic of his job, he developed a keen interest in music, and after saving up his weekly wages bought himself a bass guitar.

Peter's first experience of playing in a band came when he noticed a billboard with notes from bands looking for members to join. He opted for a local band Benq, and got accepted without audition. The band was notable if not for anything else, then for its poor show record. Band members were absent more often than not, and then one day half the band had quit. Peter followed suit, and is in retrospect glad he did, as only Andreas Gravem is left alive out of five members, a testament to the harsh lifestyle of Tromsø rock bands.
Having seen the poor conditions in which his common man lived in the boondocks, Peter decided to attend university to home his skills that would later propel him to fame. During his stay at the university he met with a great many people, few of whom were great, but some who were. After an uneventful 3 weeks in solo artist SVDRSL, Peter started a new career in My Valentine Bleeds, in which he would gain valuable experiences.

At some point during the autumn of 2007, Peter joined the tribe Scarred Souls United in which he struck up a friendship with the notorious Annie Lundbom and Josefine Wahlander, and after releasing two singles and an album in his pet project, Peter left for greater things in Die Rosa Armee Fraktion, February 2008. Already two dancers in the band, but lacking a drummer, Peter took up percussion instruments to complete the group musically, and was soon enthralled by the sexy awesomeness of the Pink Revolution. Within six months Annie Lundbom and Andreas Silverbratt retired from the world of music to pursue the goals of the revolutionary movement, so the band recruited Fredrika Matsson to the band. After continued touring through the rest of the year, the band decided to settle down in London to teach for a while, bringing in Joanne Faulkner in the process. RAF thereafter faded into obscurity on the world stage, but came back with a vengeance in April, once more set to conquer the mundo. From stress and pressure, frictions had occured withing the fraction, however, and things came to an explosive finale in June, and Peter resigned as bandleader, whereupon Josefine Wahlander promptly kicked Peter and Joanne out of the band, abandoned all locales jointly owned by the band, and did numerous other things too disgusting to warrant mention in this saga, in an act of vengeance. Failing miserably to ruin the now outcasted Peter and Joanne, Josefine and Fredrika quit the business alltogether, and with bad conscious resting upon them, are now living in complete anonymity, awaiting their deaths.

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