KAROLINE LINDENBLATT

Popomundo would have you believe:

Her mother is a famous media celebrity. Karoline never went to school but received daily teachings by her mother. She is a fanatic sportsfan. She can't stand Sushi and salty food. Karoline had a crush on her gym teacher in elementary school.

This is, however, only part of the story.

The REAL story is that Karoline's mother was a media darling. Famous televangelist Josephine Lindenblatt was the definitive moral compass of the south, based in her home church in Buford, Georgia. She had an in-your-face approach when it came to slinging religious rhetoric like a diner cook would sling hash. “If ever there were a perfect woman yet alive,” it has been said, “it would be Josephine Lindenblatt.”

One day, or should I say one night, that all changed.

Superstar rocker Ash Cashmere was passing through on his way to Atlanta, Georgia, when he caught some of Josephine's show on the TV of his tourbus. He had the bus driver make a detour to Buford. He told Josephine her show had made him see the light, and that he wanted to be born-again, on her show. She agreed to meet with Ash on his tour bus to discuss how the show would go. A little wine and lowered inhibtions later, Karoline was conceived.

Ash left town never having done the show, and Josephine was left to raise Karoline all on her own.

Of course, Jospehine was so beloved by her community, when she told them Karoline was an immaculate conception, they all believed her.

The money her mother made at preaching gospel funded Karoline's primary education. Of course, she was enrolled in a highly rated private school where Karoline learned the skills she'd take with her into her future rock stardom: namely how to do a grossly massive amount of drugs and somehow survive and how to have lots of sex with lots and LOTS of various partners.

Her mother pled ignorance until Karoline was caught at age 14 getting a little extra credit in sex ed from her gym coach. Her mother found out, and Karoline was immediately yanked out of school to be homeschooled until age 16.

All of Karoline's life, her mother refused to discuss her biological father. All she knew was that she'd met him in Buford, they had a fling, and he left for parts unknown. One day, at age 16, Karoline was waiting in line at a grocery store when she saw Ash Cashmere on the cover of a tabloid. She caught the resemblence between he and herself immediately. It wasn't until she read a quote lifted from the article that she caught on why:

“Of all the bitches who've gotten a feel of 'the Cashmere', I miss that preacher gal from Buford the most.”

Once she figured out Ash was her father she hounded his people until she got to tell him the truth, that she was his daughter. Moved to tears, Ash took her in to live with he and his new German wife in their swanky mansion in Los Angeles. Nine years later, when Karoline turned 25, tragedy struck. Ash Cashmere was found dead of an overdose on his tourbus. He was only 43 years old. Needing a change of scenery, Karoline and her close friend Meret Schack moved to Berlin together, and the rest, as they say, is history.

Karoline and Meret had a blast with Rosenrot Orchestra,travelling the globe with her best friend was the highlight of her life up to that point.However the two decided to part ways in late October of 2006 to pursue other musical interests.So,with no ill feelings,Karoline headed for Nashville to collect her thoughts. Wasn't long after that she joined Uber Silence

Karoline works as a CEO at the record studio Byzantine Boddie Sounds in Istanbul. Byzantine Boddie Sounds is owned and operated by Mended Business Scene.. Hired by Flip Boddie.

She hopes to make her mark musically. She really doesn't feel she needs to be a “super star” to fulfill that. If her band's music reaches anyone at all, then she's happy.

She'd love to one day moonlight as a Judge to help keep the Popoworld just.

She's currently on tour with Uber Silence and her two children,Liv and Dylan.

None, YET.

She's quite passionate about marriage being implemented. She believes if couples are given the gift of children then they should be allowed to marry. She would really like this to be extended to same sex couples as well.

She would love to see adoption made available to both those who conceive before they are ready for parenthood and for couples or wealthy singles who are having a difficult time conceiving or can't seem to be able to.

She believes religion is a wonderful addition to the Popoworld and that everyone should be able to have their own belief systems available to them, whether they believe in Jesus, Allah or toe nails. She feels they need a place to worship whatever it is they believe in.

• Karoline Lindenblatt's Character Page
• Rosenrot Orchestra's Artist Page