Kandy Kok
Kandy Kok was the daughter of Ileana Kok and some noob nobody cares about.
Personal History
Kandy was conceived (accidentally, of course) when Bram van Esch entered Ileana Kok a mere 7 days after her mother entered Popomundo. Ileana was never exactly a good mother – she tended to leave Kandy behind while traveling and send her on drug deliveries rather than playdates. Understandably, Kandy grew up roughly as emotionally stable as a schizophrenic tapir with ADD and a severe hatred of the color purple.
Always starved for affection, Kandy looked for it in the arms of anyone and everyone. There are rumors of a torrid affair with Des Swink, but it was never confirmed.
Towards the end of her entirely too short life, Kandy began doing hard drugs and drinking to fill the emotional void left by her lack of love and structure during her formative years. On March 14, 2006, she was found dead in her mother's Los Angeles apartment. The coroner ruled it suicide. She is said to have stolen poison from her mother's stash of things to give to Connie Perkins, the father of Ileana Kok's second spawn, Frida Kok. Kandy was four. Some said that Kandy had been poisoned by her mother, but those people died of mysterious STDs before the rumors could spread further.
Her mother fondly remembers the time they spent together: “Kandy could drink me under the fucking table! Well, usually I was busy on top of the table if you know what I mean, but that girl sucked down liquor just like her mommy. It made me proud.”
Kandy was put to rest at the Los Angeles cemetery. Her tombstone reads:
Kandy Kok
2005-07-27 to 2006-03-14
She sucked Kok like it was Kandy
Career
None. Kandy was too young to join a band.
