Ileana Kok

Ileana Kok is a member of the Punk Rock act Georgio the Dildo.

Ileana Kok appeared in the Popomundo universe 2005-06-07. Her parents got divorced at an early age. Ileana never went to school but received daily teachings by her mother. She likes to read a good book. She can't stand horror movies. Ileana is trying to give up smoking.

Ileana began her career in the “music” industry in Amsterdam in an not-notable-but-will-be-noted-anyway band with Julia Skogér(deceased) called The Clittle League as an exotic dancer. They only ever played two actual shows in their one popoyear long existence. Regrettably things usually took a turn for the worse when the crowd turned their backs on The Clittle League and walked out. She was a groupie in her spare time, which she had a lot of since her band was not her top priority, asking for the autographs of stars who were in town and pretty much anyone hanging out at Vondel Park. Once she exhausted the supply of active people to sleep with in Amsterdam, she moved to Stockholm and had a daughter named Kandy Kok(deceased).

After Kandy was born, Ileana had a new reason to focus on a career, and that reason was to get laid by more famous people. She approached an old acquaintance, Ricky Hadley. He accepted her into his band, Fear of Clowns as a dancer with Milan Rudd and Don Schultz. She and Milan had earth shaking snuggles. Somewhere along the line, Ileana became deathly afraid of clowns, midgets, bearded ladies and face paint and left the circus to join Minute Pussy Park.

Ileana became very close with bandmate Dean Whitley, fellow Poposlut, and together they quit Minute Pussy Park to form Georgio the Dildo with Bertha O'Connell. Dean and Ileana kicked the asses of many unsuspecting rockstars, while Bertha drooled. Somewhere she lost an eye in a horrible snuggling accident and now wears an eye patch.

Ileana went to medical school and opened her first locale, SiliKok Medical Center, which was the first plastic surgery center to hit perfect in all of Popomundo. Despite her successful company, her main source income was from dealing in drugs. She was one of the first pharmacologists and is known for testing drugs on children. It is even rumored she is the one who Stopped Michael Hopper. Eventually she quit selling because she got hooked herself.

It was during her first world tour with Georgio the Dildo that Ileana met Connie Perkins. They had a short and unfulfilling affair and produced a daughter-like creature named Frida Kok(deceased). Meanwhile Kandy died of unnatural causes. Heartbroken by the break up, she had plastic surgery which made her look mind melting. She ran to Don Broos to ease her pain. Eventually Broos and Ileana ended up in jail together and conceived a child there. While Ileana was in jail, Frida was free to abuse drugs and alligators, and eventually died from snorting voodoo powder.

Eventually the child from Don Broos was born in Amsterdam and given the name Bruce Broos. In his second day of life, he was thrown in jail by his father for stealing his beer. Despite Kok's attempts to kok young Bruce, he still lives somewhat peacefully in Amsterdam with his father. There are rumours Ileana fathered a child with Edith Hellewell but Ms. Hellewell has been unable to prove Ileana's paternity to the child affectionately (?) referred to as “Bastard Child.”

On February 23, 2007, Ileana gave birth to a little… person named Coco. Coco Kok is a notorious crossdresser and playground whore, who is currently pimped by Pandora Hellewell. Ileana has more or less indirectly implied that Coco might live to see sixteen. Maybe. If she feels like it.

Ileana acts as a muse for those around her and inspires many. There are currently several known songs for her and her anatomy: Lovely Ileana, Ileana's Ass, Ileana's #224, Blues for Ileana, Kok: Anal Fixation, Rollerskating Blowjobs, Skates and Boobs, Ileana Made Me Gay, Edith & Ileana are Helle on my Kok, Ileana is Sex on Wheels, Ileana Love Song

Ileana is still a notorious Poposlut and has had over four-hundred partners. There is a list circulating, but it is far too long to post here. She has since given up on giving up smoking and has developed a serious absinthe habit instead.

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