Item: Melvin Cola

Category: Soft drinks

Description: Never mind other tasteless phony “cola” brands! Melvin Cola is the only true choice of beverage, ever since days long forgotten. If you don't drink Melvin Cola, you are not a true patriot, not even remotely cool and your moma was the bastard child of smelly hamsters!!!

Size/Encumbrance: 1%

Produced: Mass produced